Rick Santorum stops boy from using pink bowling ball. Really!

I wonder, if in some alternative universe where Rich Santorum became president, would he try to enact laws to match his quaint, 19th century perspective of how the world should be?

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Washington (HRC March 28 News Release) - At a campaign event at a bowling alley in Wisconsin today, GOP presidential hopeful Rick Santorum told a boy who reached for a pink bowling ball: "You're not gonna use the pink ball. We're not gonna let you do that. Not on camera." Santorum went on to say "Friends don't let friends use pink body parts ." The comments were tweeted by Reuters reporter Sam Youngman.